Thursday, July 16, 2009

The Lottery!

So, I don't want to work for the man just like everyone else in the world. What can I do to instantly free myself of that? The Lottery! Everyone wants to get rich quick from the lottery. Well, I thought I wanted to win until I thought about it like this:


One of the most common cliches about the lottery is that you are more likely to get hit by a lightning bolt than to win the lottery. With those kinds of chances it sounds to most people that they could spend their whole life savings on different numbers and never win. I look at it the other way: If I WIN the lottery I have to be prepared for death to be knocking at my door any minute.


(And just think of all of the more likely ways I could die on the daily!)